AMERICA'S DECATHLON OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM

My Fellow Americans Congratulations on being an American. You are hereby invited to participate in the 2018 Bissell Farms America's Decathlon of Truth and Freedom. Here at Bissell Farms, the American values we care about can be boiled down to two biggies: Truth and Freedom. To celebrate that, we will be hosting a decathlon of contests to celebrate this great republican experiment that has been stewing since the 1770s. Please read on for details surrounding the competitions. Participants may compete in any or all of the events. Participation in all 10 is encouraged - A democracy, if you can keep it. Scoring will be done on a 10-8-6-5-4-3-2-1 scale per event, with 10 for the winner, 8 for second place, 6 for third, and proportionately scored down the line. The participant with the most points at the end of the day will be our American Champion of Truth and Freedom. Events will take place throughout the afternoon, and in the early evening all flag-loving American